This Smitty Lookalike Saved Christmas With His Dance Moves Despite What Some Haters Have To Say About It
We posted this on our main account yesterday afternoon and I think we should air out whoever posted it with this caption. Men used to go to war? Yeah, and they were never able to spam Fortnite emotes on a likely slippery hardwood floor with Auntie Janice and grandma Beth watching. If you can't respect these dance moves, you're just a hater. Whoever was filming needs a lesson because they had potential to make it like one of those rap videos in 2018 where they'd move the camera to the beat.
I'm on the fourteenth watch of this and I said Smitty lookalike but I'm not totally sure it isn't him. Dave always says he doesn't work (he does, find a new slant) but you could probably show him this video and just pass it off as Smitty going viral. Love how he's in front of the TV in the middle of a football game (the Lions beating the Broncos 21-0, who cares) and instead of telling him to move you've just got one singular woman screaming in joy while he hits like 3 Hit Dem Folks dances in a row. Legend.
He lost me a little with the "bend over and I'll show you" Christmas sweater but you'd be rocking that sweater too if you were too busy practicing dance moves for the big day. I'm gonna go watch this video around 100 more times today and I'll leave you with my favorite Smitty video that isn't this one:
Long live the General.
P.S. Funny is funny