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This Woman Losing Her Shit At The Bruins Game Because Some Guy Accidentally Spilled On Her Is Peak Masshole In A Video

What a video coming out of TD Garden (NOT The Garden). We posted it this morning on our socials and I immediately couldn't tell if I've seen this before or if it's just peak Boston and it was bound to happen again. I'm leaning towards this is old and my brain serves me correctly but if Boss Man is posting it for the first time than so can I! We've gotta populate the blog on our week off somehow. One telltale might be that as I sit in Manhattan on Christmas it's around 55 degrees and cloudy, so Boston probably can't be much different temperature wise and they're all bundled up. If I'm right, then save your "this was funny last year when it went viral" comments, or actually just post them anyway because I think it boosts the blog in some way. Side note, do you think we'll ever have a White Christmas again or is that a term only used to describe Nicky Smokes' holiday plans? 

I digress, let's discuss the video. Salute to the fella taking his verbal beating like a man and just continuing to keep his eyes on them cycling the puck with some shots on net. That's what Bruins hockey is all about. I've only been to Boston a few times, hopefully more in the future, and I hope dearly to get my own Masshole encounter the next time I'm there. My only real experience with them is Kirk coming into the NYC office and telling Cheah he wishes his kids were dead or some other weirdo shit that only freaks laugh at, and I'm not sure that qualifies. 

Now that I rewatch the video for the second time, are we sure that isn't Fastoolie who spilled plastic cheese on her? Has anyone seen him and whoever this fella is in the same room together? And can we talk about how arena nachos are potentially the nastiest meal on Earth? If you pay $17 for a bag of stale tortilla chips and microwaved plastic cheese made out of who knows what then you're beyond saving. I think I side with this woman just because it's clear that the guy next to her does not make good decisions. And crazy is kinda hot sometimes.

Merry Christmas!