Sydney Sweeney Decided To Bless All Of The Internet With A Photoshoot On Christmas Eve

This dropped a few hours ago and initially I wasn't going to write this blog, but at some point you've got to be beyond scholarly writing and just give the people what they want. I've crunched the numbers and Sydney Sweeney is a top 3 pageviews-per-blog topic in the game, right behind "Greenie NBA recap blog" and "Castellani movie review". I can't do either of those last two, but I can give you Sweeney blogs before Ma*co*m Sm*tler gets to it. How can I not write about something that has 1.6 million likes in a few hours and one of the top trends on Twitter during an NFL Sunday?

And speaking of movie reviews, Sydney Sweeney's rom-com with Glen Powell came out and who better equipped to tell you how much he loved it than Cheah: 

Buddy said he's "not familiar with Sydney Sweeney's work but sees the appeal". Never change Cheah. Anyway, in case you live under a rock, she also went viral earlier this week for the story about her mom telling her she'd regret a breast reduction later in life:

I have no other comment other than what a great piece of writing by Hubbs, and I'm going on my way with these pageviews but not before I give you a parting gift:

Merry Christmas.