Quick, Bad Bunny And Kendall Jenner Have Broken Up, Now Is Your Chance!

That's it. No details, no tears/drama/anger, just a breakup. People seem to think that Kendall hinted at a breakup back in November, after an instagram post that said something along the lines of "what is meant to be, will be." YAWN. SNOOZE. I did always wonder about the language barrier in their relationship, as far as everyone knows, Kendall doesn't speak Spanish and Bad Bunny isn't very fluent in English. Maybe their feelings were getting lost in translation?

Back to the subject at hand - where's the action in this breakup? Where's the passion? Did she set his clothes on fire and throw them out of a window before they made sweet goodbye love to each other while Titi Me Pregunto played in the background? Or did they text each other, "Adios, mi amor" and call it a day? I'd like to know.

Meanwhile, Kendall is out in Aspen having dinner with the Biebers and looking HOT in a fur coat which I would've already automatically bought by now, if I could justify a $27,000 dollar fur that would inevitably be shoved in my over stuffed closet with the rest of my Amazon trash. Something to aspire too, I guess!