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Only Jameis: He Apparently Brought An Empty Briefcase To The Saints Locker Room To Show Them 'Nothing Separates Them From Greatness'

I wasn't scared about today's Giants game against the Saints. I mean we're playing with house money. We have Tommy DeVito and his agent's super powers around. But now? Fuck. How do the Saints not get fired up with a move like this. Hell, it's a move that only Jameis Winston could pull off. Name one other person in the NFL who does this and we laugh them out of the place. They may even be forced to get cut. But Jameis? People just wonder why he isn't the starting quarterback. 

I legit was scared this was a troll or fake account. I checked everywhere and then gave up when I realized I was trying to reason with a Jameis Winston story. It's true. I don't know how else to put it, but with Jameis I just assume every story is true. No need to fact check. What's the point? 

If you can't laugh at the image of Winston rambling about something and then firing this briefcase open, I don't want to know you. The dude is fucking hilarious and that's all I can say about him. Gotta wonder how much he practiced this. I mean he for sure isn't winging this sort of speech. This isn't eating the W or anything like that. This is a full on looking at himself in the mirror starting to hype himself up. 

I don't care what he does after football but it's clear he's gotta be a motivational speaker. Hire him whatever amount of money he wants because you'll be getting unintentional comedy at its finest. The dude will just do whatever at this point and I'd believe it. Winston showing up next week: