The United States Senate Was Recently Home To Some Good Old Fashioned Gay Porn It Turns Out, As A Video So Explicitly Has Shown

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A frisky Congressional staffer has been accused of filming an amateur gay porn video inside a Senate hearing room.

The employee had sex with an unknown man within the confines of the politically significant building. 

A video obtained by the outlet shows the staffer allegedly engaging in sex acts within what appears to be a conference room in the Hart Senate Office Building.  

The staffer is seen in a separate picture naked and on all fours on a table where Senators often sit and ask questions during hearings. 

Footage of the explicit scene initially shows the staffer allegedly having sex with an unknown man.

It then pans to show off the interior of the clearly identifiable Senate hearing room.

A separate photo published by the Daily Caller shows the man on his hands and knees facing the camera while only wearing a jock strap. 

The content was allegedly shared in a private group for gay men in the political scene.

What a fucking last couple of years for our Nation's Capitol huh? 

Do you think the framers of our Constitution could ever in their wildest dreams envision this kind of stretch for the building where the laws of the land are legislated and the best and brightest of our people convene on a daily basis with our best interests in mind? 

Surely not.

Back last January we had a guy with horns and facepaint taking The Speakers chair fist pumping like he was at a Minnesota Vikings game

Win McNamee. Getty Images.

Now today we find out somebody was in one of the commerce committee's chamber rooms going to Pound Town. On film!

I make it a point to emphasize the part of this being on film because that's where the line really gets drawn. This is farrrrr from the first time somebody was fucked in the ass in the halls of Congress, literally or figuratively, and it won't be the last. If you beg to differ you're a dumb dumb. But as far as I know, this is the first time it was documented on camera and distributed. 

Speaking of which, maybe these two young lads are actually on to something and we can help lower our country's suffocating deficit by renting out the Capitol to Brazzers and Naughty America to film scenes in. 

Tell me that famous Lisa Ann scene where she pretended to be that vice-presidential candidate a few elections ago (I can't remember her name for the life of me, I could barely remember Lisa Ann's but you know what I'm talking about), wouldn't have been infinite times better if they filmed it AT the actual White House and not some seedy set in porn valley? 

You know I'm right.

American ingenuity does it again.

Let's make this happen Congress. 

p.s.- to redeem myself -