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We Got The Leaked Audio From Giannis Trying To Storm The Pacers Tunnel And Yeah, It Confirms This Is The Lamest Thing Ever To Happen In The NBA

We know the situation here, but just in case you didn't here are two recaps of it: 

But now this is the first time I've seen this leaked audio and all it did was confirm it's the lamest thing to ever happen in the NBA. I know, I know. That's saying a lot, but it's true. It's lamer than anything LeBron did. Lamer than Draymond and his nut shots. Yes, even lamer than the Clippers calling the cops on the Rockets. 

We're talking about a fucking ball. A FUCKING BALL. Give me a break. I know, I know. Giannis set a franchise record and Oscar scored his first point. Whatever. Who gives a shit? We're now arguing about who got the real ball and who got the reserve ball. I just can't think of something lamer to argue about.

Now to talk about the audio. I can't stop laughing at the Pacers acting like a little brother here. Just refusing to give back the toy. Trust me, I see this on a daily basis having 2 boys that are under the age of 5. It's fucking mayhem because this is exactly how they act. One gets a toy, the other one wants it, takes it, refuses to share, rinse and repeat with the next 1,000 toys. You want that ball? You're not getting that ball! I mean they enlisted Borat for shit talking.You will never get this! 

Shout out the security guard though for doing the Jim Halpert pan to the camera

Just a solid 'fuck this' look. 

Giannis has to be joking with the screaming at Haliburton that 'he needs that fucking ball' and what not. I can't believe I'm writing a blog about a tunnel storm over a goddamn ball. What are we doing here?