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Notre Dame Has A New QB And He's Adorable Instead Of Hot This Time

The uNDedfeated Blog will practically write itself with Riley Leonard as the ND quarterback. As much as I absolutely fucking DETEST the state of college football in this era of wild west NIL, transfer portal, and super conferences, I am excited that Notre Dame got the best QB available. If they let him call his own plays instead of Gerard then the offense is in good hands. 

This blog is about getting something off my chest though...the adoration Sam Hartman got for his time at Notre Dame was unwarranted and it bothered me. We were all mesmerized by his looks. Dude was fucking hot. No bones about it. He was also kind of fucking weird...one bone about it...the bone he had removed from his body and wore as a necklace. That was pretty weird, but nobody wanted to say anything, myself included, because he was the savior. The guy went 9-3 and led Notre Dame to the Sun Bowl which he isn't playing. He was a hired gun. A mercenary. One that, while not his fault, failed at his mission. He got a tribute video on Senior Day that heaped praise on him as if he was Brady Quinn or Joe Montana. "I will always love you" as we walked off the field? This is Notre Dame. Tributes for a guy who was basically average? Brandon Wimbush went 9-3 as a starter for Christ sake.

Anyways, I am thrilled Notre Dame got Riley Leonard. If he were a Duke basketball player he'd be universally hated with a face like his. I love that. A nice boy face. The perfect suburban side character face as opposed to Sam Hartman being a Disney Prince.

Notre Dame, for the first time ever, has a schedule that is truly ASS next year. Depending on what type of team Texas A&M buys in the transfer portal and how over-hyped they are, Notre Dame should probably be favored in every game next season with the possible exception of FSU. ND should cruise into the playoffs next year as long as the coaching staff can replace literally every single WR on the roster because they seemingly all entered the transfer portal.