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'Go Out There And Rip That Son Of A Bitch' - The Giants Were Never Going To Lose After Brian Daboll Figured Out The Perfect Plan For Tommy DeVito

Am I sick of blogging about this current version of the Giants? No, no I am not. Because this is how football turns around. You forget how fun it is when you have some good luck, a guy slinging that rock and high picks making plays. I also don't know how but Brian Daboll basically turned into every dad in Varsity Blues while describing the game-winning drive. Speaking of Varsity Blues, quick obligatory break: 

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Gotta find a way to put some cutlets into a bikini instead of whip cream. Whip cream is gross. I digress, Ali Larter will do that to you. 

Now we spent plenty of time talking about Tommy and rightfully so. This is a blog about a man who really was a star last night. 

Wan'Dale is my guy through and through. And this is who he is. I don't know what's going on with Daniel Jones and why they could never really seem to get on the same page, but this is who Robinson is. He's a playmaker. Get him the ball and good things happen. He also doesn't fumble the ball while tripping, so, that's good too. But look at those catches. Again, why aren't we just letting that son of a bitch sling to him all the time? He's good! 

All I know is right now this defense is flying around, Tommy is making plays and Daboll is having fun again. You're telling me this isn't a guy who is happy again? 

So it's simple, 4 games left you need a minimum of 3 to get in the playoffs because the NFC is a shit show. Rip that son of a bitch. That should be the game plan at all times. Use your legs, find Wan'Dale and Hyatt and make plays. Just embrace the ride we're on, that's basically the Giants motto right now. I'm sure we'll win enough games to fuck us out of a top-5 pick and miss the playoffs, but who knows, embrace the ride. If Daboll is finally letting loose and remembering the good coaching times and DeVito is on this cutlet hot streak anything can happen.