Lighten the Fuck Up! Minnie Mouse Was Kinda Fucking HOT!
Mickey Mouse was pissed and in the middle of a nasty divorce from Minnie and wanted it done swiftly…
He explained his grounds for filing for divorce to the presiding judge, but after listening to Mickey plead his case, the judge said he couldn't legally grant him the divorce based on his claim…
"I'm sorry, Mickey, but I can't legally separate you two simply on the grounds that, in your opinion, Minnie's mentally insane…"
Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was mentally insane, Judge, I said she's fucking Goofy!"
Vindog has been repurposing jokes since 1968! This is LTFU Joke #215!