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Corrigan Collusion: The Head Of The College Football Playoff Committee And The VP Of Production At ESPN Are Brothers

Blue Bloods Bias - BREAKING: Bombshell Evidence has come out linking the CFP Committee's Head Chair to ESPN...

The Head of the College Football Playoff Committee is NC State Wolfpack AD Boo Corrigan. Corrigan's already been criticized for his bias against FSU as a fellow ACC Athletic Director

Now here's where it gets even WEIRDER... 

Boo's brother is Tim Corrigan, the VP of Production at ESPN  

Given ESPN's close ties to the SEC, it would've benefitted the company to steal Florida State's Playoff spot & give it to Alabama...

 It's already troubling how closely intertwined the CFP Committee & ESPN are are organizations... but we didn't know there were FAMILY TIES between the executives of the two organizations  

Was there 'Corrigan Collusion', or was this all just a coincidence? 

When Florida State was left out of the College Football Playoff, despite being 13-0 and winning the ACC, sports as we knew it changed forever. No longer is College Football about the games. It’s turned into a beauty pageant. 

Instead of worrying about the results on the field, the CFB Playoff Committee spent their Saturday’s laid back on the couch, pants around their ankles, snorting Viagra and stroking their old wrinkly dicks to the Alabama Crimson Tide's voluptuous southern breasts. “Fuck me, Nick Saban, fuck me! Bend me over your trophies while Kirby Smart watches.” Who cares who won the games when Alabama looks so. fucking. hot. 

The SEC inspired some awe-inspiring loads this year, no doubt. The second half of Jalen Milroe’s season culminating in an SEC Championship Victory over Georgia painted the back walls more so than Florida State’s flaccid 16-6 win over Louisville. Sure, FSU got the job done… for themselves. But the Playoff Committee was nowhere close to orgasm.

But everybody hates that. I hate it. Don’t get me wrong, I’m significantly more chubbed up for a Michigan vs Alabama Rose Bowl than I would be to watch Florida State led by the 200th best quarterback in college football. But as any strong married couple will tell you, the key to a successful relationship is more than how hard you get off in the bedroom. It’s about compromise. It's about being accepting of each others flaws. It’s about doing what’s right and standing by your principals, even when you’d rather stick your dick in the your neighbor's slutty 19-year old daughter.

Alright my analogy has fully gotten away from me at this point. I think that the regular season was supposed to be the marriage? Actually that might be perfect. Whatever. Back to the point of this blog. There’s a man named Boo Corrigan. He’s the Athletic Director of NC State, and the head of the College Football Playoff Committee. Boo Boo hates Florida State. His brother is Tim Corrigan. Tim is the VP of Production of ESPN. And as we all know, Florida State was left out of the playoff.

The head of the Playoff Committee hates Florida State, and ESPN has been fucking Bama raw ever since Nick Saban was hired in 2007. But the Corrigan's are professionals right? Boo would never let a personal bias get in the way of his prestigious position a top his very important committee to help his brother Tim secure a hefty Christmas bonus. That would be like Boo letting Tim secretly fuck his hot married sister, in order to get back at her husband (his brother-in-law) who he's hated ever since they met. Somebody tell me if these analogies make any sense whatsoever. Regardless, that's shady ESPN.