The 49ers Shouldn't Even Get Off The Bus After Getting Eviscerated Into Bolivian By This Eagles Fan
There has been so much nonsense spewed from all across the country this week. So many imbeciles out there who still think San Francisco has an ounce of a chance against the Eagles last year in the NFC Championship Game. As if Brock Purdy getting hurt was some sort of freak injury instead of the Eagles physically dominating the shit out of the 49ers offensive line and breaking that little twink in half. You have folks saying that the 49ers will finally get a fair shake at it today. You have the national media all saying the Eagles don't even have a chance today. At home. Against a team they beat the piss out of last year. It's getting ridiculous.
Fortunately for us, there are heroes like this man right here who are able to keep us rooted in reality. And the reality of the situation is that the Eagles just want it more. The players want it more, the coaches want it more, the front office wants it more, and the fans want it more. This is our house, and we're not going to let a bunch of soy boys from California come to our house and take what is ours.
The 49ers suck. They're not man enough to admit it. They're going to get their ass kicked again. Because that's the way that men play. Enjoy your wine, San Francisco.
Go Birds.