Basketball Tough: Andrew Wiggins Had To Miss Last Night's Game After Slamming A Car Door On His Finger

Come on, this sort of injury should be reserved for baseball. We all know they always have the weirdest injuries. That said, slamming your finger in anything SUCKS. It should have been a top pick in this week's Dog Walk: 

You get your finger stuck in something and you might as well cut it off. I get it, if you can't shoot what's the point of playing. But you can't just say you shut a car door in your finger. That's how you get made fun of. It's a bad look for basketball guys, we already battle the war about whether we are tough or not. A car door! Just move your hand out of the way. The only possible explanation for this happening is you're carrying your kid and all their crap out of the car. That I would understand. 

Plus, the Warriors actually need you! They are 9-10. They were already missing Chris Paul and Gary Payton II. Luckily they were playing a bigger shit show in the Clippers. But you can't be missing time with a car door injury. I refuse to believe it. Not to mention you're rich as shit. Have someone shut the door for you so you can avoid doing this. Might be the number 1 purchase as a rich person, someone to shut the door/get food out of the oven, anything that can prevent a weird injury.