Elon Musk Can't Stop Winning

How many billionaires do you know that say fuck?

I've long said that Elon Musk is the coolest, most influential multi-billionaire entrepreneur mogul superstar in the world. If you don't believe me, you can Google it yourself.

Quite frankly, it's not even close. Who holds a candle to the South African super genius? Jeff Bezos is bald. Warren Buffett lives in Nebraska. Bill Gates wears glasses. Mark Cuban isn't even on Shark Tank anymore. Jim Irsay has a crippling opiate addiction. It's Elon Musk by a landslide. He has a cool voice. He doesn't confirm to traditional children naming rules. He dated a rock star. He smoked weed on Joe Rogan. There's nothing he's ever done that doesn't immediately make you say, "Damn, that's a cool guy."

Did you know he's delivering his brand new Cybertruck to the people today? That's right, you too can now have a vehicle that looks like a futuristic tank out of a video game for the PlayStation One.  

"Sure that looks really awesome and all, but I bet it's slow and clunky"

You dumb bitch. You couldn't be more wrong.

Now anybody in the world with $60,900 to burn can fly down the highway in a giant box at nearly 200 mph with another vehicle strapped to your backend. And thanks to Elon, in a few years we'll be doing the same on Mars.

But most importantly, Elon Musk stands up against big censorship. Elon has a long history of welcoming great American's onto his platform who have been wronged by the mainstream media. People like Tucker Carlson. People like……. fuck……. I swear when I started this blog there were other people who have shows on X. There are right? Isn't that something that Elon Musk has been doing? God damn it…

But you do want that to be your whole thing right Elon? You want X to be the free speech, anti-censorship platform. Well boy do I have an offer for you. 

Would people actually want Surviving Barstool to be put on X? I'm genuinely asking. To me it seems like a no brainer that if Elon would cut Barstool a check to put Surviving Barstool on their platform, then people would be able to continue watching it for free and everybody is happy. But I've also never watched anything on X. I'm behind on my Tucker Carlson. Can you even watch his show on a television? Does X have an app for that? If it were me I think I'd just Chromecast it, but I'm not sure what percentage of people have that option. Idk, Elon. It just seems like picking up Surviving Barstool after being kicked off of YouTube is so insanely up your alley that you have to do it. It so perfectly fits your narrative. To me this seems like a win-win for everyone involved. 

Love you, Elon. Keep up the good work. Hit me up in the comments if you need help reaching Dave.