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Sofia Vergara Is EXTREMELY Recognizable In The New Trailer For Griselda, Where She Plays Notorious Colombian Drug Lord Griselda Blanco

So my feed has been getting peppered with xweets like this about Sofia Vergara being unrecognizable in the trailer for Griselda where she plays famous kingpin queenpin Griselda Blanco. This of course led me to watch the trailer to see what all the hullaballoo was about (I spelled hullaballoo correctly on the first try, nbd).

This caused me to question whether my old man brain officially had become pure basura because Sofia was very recognizable in that trailer. I then went to visit that nerdy son of a bitch Merriam Webster and this is how they defined unrecognizable:

Am I losing my mind or is "Unrecognizable" way off base for describing Sofia Vergara in that trailer? I mean I haven't been keeping up with Sofia on a daily, weekly, or even monthly basis. But the first shot of her in the trailer is this:

Now here are some of her most recent Instagram posts:

Would you be shocked if I told you that Sofia Vergara was in that trailer based on what you see? Again, here is a shot of her from the trailer:

And here are some more of her recent Instagram posts:

I get Sofia is not all dolled up like some of the pictures or getting into shenanigans and yelling "Jayyyyyy" at Al Bundy like Gloria did in Modern Family. But she is far from unrecognizable, aside from the murderous tendencies of a Colombian drug dealer, with some saying she is actually extremely recognizable. 

I suppose you could make a case that she is unrecognizable compared to this picture from the 90s.

But that's only because her face isn't showing.

None of this matters though because I am going to watch the hell out of Griselda. By pure coincidence, I randomly started watching Narcos last week since I need to watch every role Pedro Pascal has played in a major series before he becomes Reed Richards in Fantastic Four. I'm only about a dozen or so major characters from finishing up, but I have been locked in on Narcos and can't wait to see what happens to Pablo Escobar (no spoilers please!) then following it up with all the other major drug traffickers from back then. I know there will be a lot of brutality and ruthlessness covered, but there is not one character from back then that can possibly be more evil than the mom from Blow.