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Timberwolves Inflatable Mascots Deliver One Of The Most Beautiful And Awe-Inspiring Performances Of The 21st Century

Obviously art is highly subjective. But that's what makes it so beautiful. It's all about the emotions that a piece or performance evokes out of you. It has no defined, quantitative amount. Yet somehow, you know exactly how much it moves you. You know exactly how much it makes you feel and think and understand the deeper meanings of life. 

And while art may be inherently subjective to judge, this performance was objectively breathtaking and beautiful. It captivates your mind, body and soul. It tells a story of sorrow and heartbreak. But it also tells the story of passion, desire, and lust that waits on the other side. And the vulnerability we find right there in the middle that fills us with both fear and excitement. This performance tells the story of life. 

Either that or someone in Minnesota's marketing department just got aggressively high, pitched this idea, and everybody else in the meeting was too worried about "not getting the joke" to say no to it. The Timberwolves are tired of getting out-weirded by their Brazil account and figured they'd do something to take the spotlight back. 

Yeah. I'm gonna assume that just being weird was the main objective here. 

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