Surviving Barstool | New Episodes Tuesday, Wednesday & Thursday 8PM ETTUNE IN

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Tells His Super Hot FIT Freshman Daughter To Clean Up Her Instagram Account

Screen Shot 2015-08-19 at 12.27.55 PM

NY PostRobert F. Kennedy Jr. has ordered his daughter Kyra to “clean up her Instagram,” which features photos of the 19-year-old FIT freshman partying with her fabulous friends in glam locations.

But Kyra, whose Instagram tagline is “I’m a mess but I make it look so good,” is having a good time, her Just Drew designer pal Andrew Warren tells DuJour magazine of their social media: “We have fun. If people have something negative to say, we’re not asking them to follow in the first place.”

Oh man was I disappointed when I scoped out this Instagram. Thought I was about to be bombarded by bikini pictures of gorgeous models funneling vodka through beer bongs and Insta videos of them sensually making out with each other in between pillow fights underneath a sprawling American Flag as the Ich Bin Ein Berliner speech played in the background. No such luck.

I mean Kyra is super hot, don’t get me wrong. But there’s a million hot girls on the internet. If you’re gonna tease me with a “WILD” Instagram account, New York Post, please make sure it’s actually wild, thanks. Most NSFW thing on this one was probably her eating an ice cream cone.

Screen Shot 2015-08-19 at 12.27.10 PM

(no idea why I thought this was a banana.)

Screen Shot 2015-08-19 at 12.27.18 PM

Screen Shot 2015-08-19 at 12.27.24 PM

Screen Shot 2015-08-19 at 12.27.30 PM

Screen Shot 2015-08-19 at 12.27.35 PM

Screen Shot 2015-08-19 at 12.27.43 PM

Screen Shot 2015-08-19 at 12.27.50 PM

Screen Shot 2015-08-19 at 12.28.20 PM

Screen Shot 2015-08-19 at 12.28.33 PM

Screen Shot 2015-08-19 at 12.28.52 PM

Screen Shot 2015-08-19 at 12.29.03 PM

Screen Shot 2015-08-19 at 12.29.10 PM

I look forward to seeing how we can improve on this issue in the future.

Signed, the resident Barstool college girl Instagram account guy.