Having Struck Out With Tom Brady, Veronika Rajek Turns Her Lonely Eyes to Travis Kelce

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By now, nobody with the Barstool app, or who has it bookmarked, or who is vaguely aware of what the internet is, has an excuse to be unaware of superstar Instagram model Veronika Rajek. She hasn't accumulated 6.2 million fans just for you to remain ignorant of her existence. 

But just as a brief history lesson, she's the one who skyrocketed to fame just over a year ago by virtually registering her body as a deadly weapon:

Though I'll add the Bill of Rights protects her right to keep and bare her arms, and every other part. And we can't let the libs take that away, amirite?! 

Rajek also didn't cost herself any followers by undergoing a medical procedure in order to get a doctor to answer the question many cynical, superficial people had apparently been asking. And medical science proved that they are in fact as real as they are spectacular:

But more than anything, what put her on the pop cultural map was just about a year ago at this time, when she went public with her feelings toward Tom Brady:

It was understandable that she would make her intentions known in this manner. Not only was Brady recently divorced, the game she was at represented his 53rd 4th quarter comeback and his 70th game-winning drive, including the postseason:

And it's worth noting that both Rajek and Brady are healthy, fit, famous, successful, impossibly attractive, sexually desirable people with all the natural urges that implies. It made all the sense in the world she would shoot her shot in this manner. In fact, any man who's ever lived vicariously through Brady (my hand is raised) would've appreciated seeing it work out between these two superhuman specimens. 

But alas, it wasn't meant to be. For whatever reason, Brady remained unattached for a while. Probably to reintroduce himself to someone he hadn't really had time for: Himself. Then after taking a deep dive into the middle of Lake GOAT, he eventually started seeing Irina Shayk:

But that didn't last. In the end it was the kind of summer fling John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John sing about as all your aunts race to the dance floor at family weddings, and nothing more. 

So when Brady finally told Shayk, "Welcome to Dumpsville, Population: You" where did that leave Rajek? Still out in the cold. Obviously, since there hasn't been a word said about the two. Whether she tried again or not, we don't know. All we can tell for sure is that Brady remains out of her league. We know this for sure. Because in her recent trip to Las Vegas, she let it be known she's slumming:

LV did their best, but the Chiefs played awesomely. I have to admit. Kelce is such a great player and hunk as well. I get you Taylor, ”road less taken”. 😉

Sweet Car-o-line. Travis Kelce? Seriously? Where's the Veronika Rajek we used to know? Where's the pride, huh? Where's the guts? The star IG model who went after Brady reached for the stars. She was fearless and driven and wanted nothing but the best. Now it's Travis Kelce? Really? I can forgive misquoting "road not taken," but not this. Just because he's the Current Thing. He's trendy. Getting all the attention. This is unbecoming behavior for someone who not 51 weeks ago seemed to be flying close to the sun. And completely unbecoming behavior from a woman who was being mentioned in the same breath as a man who has been the top of the celebrity food chain since the Kelce brothers were in Sears Toughskins. 

This is so, so sad. Typical Heather High School behavior. Wanting what you can't have just because the popular girl has it. And unworthy of anyone Tom Brady would date. In the future, I'd appreciate it if you'd stop mentioning him in your posts. But just don't stop posting. When it comes to your tasteful fashion photographs, "Danger" is my middle name. Please and thank you.