Woman Is Going Viral For Listing Qualities Of Her Ideal Man Which Includes Not Drinking Tap Water, Trusting The Government, Using AirPods, And More

Fellas, new list of things you aren't able to do just dropped! This is one of the wildest build a dream man scenarios I have ever seen. Who is she looking for? Homelander? Choosing a podcast over music sounds like a good idea until your man is listening to Cracking Aces (sorry) instead of something freeing and full of depth like Elvis. This woman would have done numbers in the Monk era. She just described an unemployed fella with skin cancer with the immune system of a newborn. 

Love this guy standing up for what he believes in with Chief Keef and vapes:

Politics and kombucha was an insane roast. I was wondering what AirPods had to do with this and she replied "radiation!". Honestly sounds like a word from today's Spelling Bee that Nate and Meek Phil wouldn't have been able to spell. And fully cotton underwear? What did 95% cotton underwear ever do to her? I counted approximately 25 things on this list and I ticked ONE off the list. Up to you to try and figure out which one.

The list is so absurd I almost think it's just engagement bait, but everything about her replies under the tweet make me think it's real.  I think the important lesson here is that in a world of high value men, be whoever makes you the best version of yourself. For me, that means wearing my favorite Barstool hoodie and sweatpants to work, eating Chick-Fil-A whenever I please, and working out maybe once a week if we're lucky while I spend the rest of my days being an AI blogger. Doesn't get much more physically, mentally, emotionally, and spiritually healthy than that if you ask me. And good news, if that sounds like the lifestyle for you, that exact hoodie is 20% off until tonight for Cyber Monday:

AI bloggers have to eat too.