Tip Of The Cap To This Bills Fan Asking Very Politely Not To Be Killed While Attending The Eagles Game

See, now this is what we call civility. Also a masterpiece of art if you notice the flawless double bird on the right, but we'll go with civility, first. If you want the good people of Philadelphia to leave you alone, let it be known via sign. She suffers from Lupus is indeed a nice person and informs the masses to not kill her. That's fair. And nobody should even come close to touching her. However, will she hear all the words that make baby Jesus cry thrown in her direction all afternoon thru the evening? Of course. That comes with the territory. But even if she didn't have a sign she would be physically left alone by the masses. Why? Because Bills Mafia and Eagles Faithful are basically cousins. We might not be the identical degenerates, but we definitely all come from the same tainted gene pool with only a single Super Bowl victory separating us both. 

Stay out of Jetro and you'll be fine. Probably. Now be a gem and buy some merch - 20% off. Do it. Do it now. Go Birds.