Tommy DeVito's Dad Is Single-Handedly Going To Bring The Giants Back To Greatness
We all know this game sucks, just a lot of punts and hilarious mistakes. But there's a star being born right in front of our eyes. That man is Tommy DeVito's dad. Look at him nailing the celebration. Look at him wearing the TD chain to go with it!
Do I think Tommy DeVito is the answer at quarterback? Of course not. But do I think he needs to be the permanent backup and a guaranteed roster spot for decades to come? As long as the contract guarantees his dad is in attendance. That man is going to will the Giants back to greatness. He's the exact sort of guy we need in the stands.
We already have the awesome celebration. We already have the good vibes. DeVito is the savior, as long as he's not the starting quarterback for years to come. And by savior, I mean Tommy DeVito's dad is the savior.