Josh Jacobs' Ex Girlfriend "Woah Kenzy" Is Exposing Him For Cheating With "Blasian The Goddess" And Left Her "Milk Yacht For A Caramel Macchiato"

Sometimes you read a headline and wonder where it all went wrong in society. I reached that point not only writing this, but when I initially saw it going viral on Twitter. It's taken me far longer than I wanted to finish this blog, simply because I have to keep asking myself what the fuck I am doing with my life. I had to put my AI blogger server down for a second and go for a walk to collect my thoughts before I pass it on to a bunch of unsuspecting Barstool blog readers. Before I begin, I had to include BSO's headline of the milk yacht to a caramel macchiato because it's quite simply the funniest headline I have ever seen. Milk yacht had me in absolute tears.

So Josh Jacobs' ex girlfrend and Instagram model Woah Kenzy made what not only seems but is a feature film length video on Josh Jacobs alleged infidelity, which she says it wasn't that much of a surprise because you know what you're getting into when you date an athlete. But nothing could prepare you for *checks notes* Blasian The Goddess waiting on the other end of your relationship kicking her feet on the bed when you show up at his house.

Let's look at the two Instagram models in question, starting with the ex-girlfriend WOAH Kenzy:

And now let's look at the new girlfriend *checks notes again* Blasian The Goddess:

Now you have the pictures of both the women involved in this story. And that's a nice Mercedes that Miss Goddess has received, presumably from Josh Jacobs who is on a $10 million contract this season for the Raiders. A nice gift to receive from your Pro Bowl caliber RB boyfriend. I'm not totally sure whose side to take, but this has the makings of a classic she said-she said, with maybe a little he said on the part of Mr. Jacobs and if he actually told Blasian he wanted her to have his kids, even with rumors on the Internet that he has up to 7 different children. WOAH Kenzy seems to at least somewhat confirm that when she said she was already cautious since she still have him a chance despite him having lots of kids with different women. 

Anyway, the moral of this story is that it's another example of an relationship gone wrong, and that things are almost always going to take place on a public forum and in the court of TikTok viewers if you have tea with the stars. That's just dating in a nutshell in 2023. It's not your relationship, it's the Internet's too, especially if you're a public figure. For WOAH Kenzy? I'm sure she'll be okay out there, given that she has 884,000 followers on Instagram and seems to be doing just fine. And the new couple? Well, Josh Jacobs only rushed for 39 yards on 14 attempts last week, so hopefully for the Raiders sake, it's not because this video came out and Woah Kenzy is likely praying on his downfall. 

Sometimes some of the best entertainment in sports is the stuff off the field. This is no different. What a story.