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Lighten the Fuck Up! Three Married Men Were Boasting About Their Ability to Please Their Wives...

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Three married men were boasting about their sexual prowess and their ability to please their wives… 

The Italian said, "Last week, my wife and I had great sex in the kitchen. I rubbed her body all over with extra virgin olive oil. Then we made passionate love, and she screamed for 5 minutes at the end!" 

The Frenchman boasted, "Last week, my wife and I had incredible sex in our bedroom. I rubbed her body all over with freshly churned sweet cream butter. Then we made passionate love, and she screamed for 15 minutes at the end!"

The Jewish man, in his attempt to one-up his two buddies, said, "Well, last week, my wife and I had fantastic sex in our formal living room. I rubbed her body all over with chicken schmaltz (kosher chicken fat). Then we made passionate love, and she screamed for a full 2 hours at the end!" 

The Italian and Frenchman were stunned and wanted to know how he did it. "What could you possibly have done to make your wife scream for 2 hours?" the Italian asked. 

"Well, when we finished, my hands were greasy, so I wiped 'em on the drapes…"

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              

Vindog has been repurposing jokes since 1968! This is LTFU Joke #209!

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