OnlyFans Model Danii Banks Was Apparently Thrown Out Of A Raiders Game For The Harmless Act Of Showing Her Boobs Inside Allegiant Stadium

God dammit. We were SO CLOSE to having the Raiders bring back everything that made their glory days great. Under Antonio Pierce the silver and black have been winning games, kicking ass, and properly smoking whatever they can get their hands on after each victory just like Al Davis would've wanted.

But the Autumn Wind can't be a Raider pillaging just for fun if they are throwing fans out for simply showing love for their team, no matter how crazy it may seem to the outside world. The crazy shit Raiders fans did in the stands of the Black Hole was as much a part of that Raiders aura as any of the crazy shit the Raiders did on the field at the Oakland Coliseum.

Do you think Ms. Banks gets thrown out for letting the ladies loose in Oakland? Helllllll no. If anything, she inspires a movement where an entire section takes off their shirts to cheer on their team, which would piss off Roger Goodell and in turn have Al Davis doing this from his luxury cloud in heaven since he was the only person who loved fucking with the NFL Commissioner more than our fearless leader Dave Portnoy.

Instead Danii apparently got tossed out for having fun at the stadium known as The Death Star, which actualy makes sense because the prudes in the Empire were notorious for not allowing an inch of flesh to be shown by their soldiers and I don't recall a single woman being on either full functional battle station outside of one solitary prisoner.

Now if the Raiders wanna say they kicked Danii out of the game for posing as a fan of the silver and black after dressing up as Lions stud Amon-Ra St. Brown, I can understand.

However I would push back that every NFL fan is a fan of the Sun God after watching him rattle off the names of the receivers drafted ahead of him like Arya Stark going down her Kill List.

Not only that, but after taking a quick gander at Danii's Instagram (obviously for blogging purposes only), it's pretty evident me that she is simply a fan of dressing up during Halloween season.

I think even Al would excuse her dressing up as Travis Kelce from their longtime AFC West rival since #somethings are bigger than sports, with everything attached to Taylor Swift being the prime example considering she has more blogs posted daily on Barstool SPORTS than any other human on the planet.

I can't wait to hear Danii's side of the story with Glenny Balls on a future episode of Only Stans, preferably while she is dressed up as some sort of Barstool personality.