LSU Police Looking For Man On Campus Who Tells Women He's A Pledge That Must Show His Dick To 100 Women Before He Can Enter His Frat

Advocate - A 32-year-old man is wanted after he was accused of flashing a woman by the LSU lakes, claiming he must show his penis to 100 women before he can gain entry to a fraternity he was pledging.

The woman told Baton Rouge Police on Aug. 11 she was running around the LSU lakes when she noticed a van pass her multiple times. Charles Jeremy Harrison, of Denham Springs, pulled up next to her and said he was pledging for a fraternity, the report says. He told her he would get “extra points” if she would put her hand by his penis for a picture, the report says. The woman moved away from the vehicle, at which point he displayed his penis.

Police identified Harrison from other police reports, and the victim also identified the man in a 6-person photographic line-up, the report says.

Police requested a warrant for Harrison’s arrest Friday, and a judge approved it Tuesday. Harrison, 10418 White Road, is wanted on obscenity.

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Ok now THIS is sexual harassment. This is something we can all agree on and something I don’t have to spend my morning tearing down with a sarcastic blog. A guy coming up to unsuspecting female joggers and shoving his cock in their face is 100% grade A textbook sexual harassment, plain and simple. You can quote me on that.

Now obviously this guy is a sick fuck, but when it comes to dick flashers at least this one gave it some effort? I mean your average, run of the mill penis flasher will just slide right up next to you and flop it all around. Maybe rip a trench coat open like in the old days and wiggle it a bit then run off. Charles Jeremy Harrison took his time to come up with a believable back story, draw up a character for himself and immerse himself in a role. A frat pledge who needs 100 pee pee touches to become a brother, not so unbelievable in this day and age, what with all the media coverage of fraternity antics. Showing a little respect for his craft which is nice.

Unfortunately his craft is being a fucking pervert creep, so, not too many bonus points from me here.