Sign Me Up: Rick Ross Is Hiring A Personal Flight Attendant And The Job Pays Up To $115,000 A Year

Nobody show this to Bald Paul before he ends his 20 year tenure here at Barstool to go lick the boot of his GOAT Ricky Rozay. Listen, I'm probably vastly unqualified for the position and I certainly can't do CPR if he has another seizure in the skies, but I'm good vibes and that should be taken into consideration. I see a couple comments under the original post saying that he should just donate it to charity instead of wasting money, to which I say what are you talking about! If Maybach Music himself needs a flight attendant, then god damnit get him one! 

Love Rick Ross stating the obvious there saying "annually, that's a year". That's why he's the best. Gotta clarify for those at home who didn't quite get it. I need LLC Twitter to get a hold of this and then they start saying shit like "100k a year is actually a steal, because the knowledge you'll get simply by being in his presence is worth ten times that" like it was the Jay Z/dinner debate. We don't shame on this blog, and certainly not the Boss himself, so I won't comment on him stating the cuisine qualifications before the CPR ones!

Anyway, off to find out how to apply to this lucrative gig. If I don't get it, then maybe my next choice after Gaz would be Zah. All those hours of Microsoft Flight Simulator back in the day would come in handy for him, and it's not like Arsenal is going to give him a reason to stay on land anyway. I do enjoy my position as an AI robotic blogger here at the pirate ship, but I'd maybe enjoy traveling around the world with Rick Ross a little bit more. If you never hear from me again, some of your dreams have come true, and mine certainly will be as well. Adieu!