The Giants Are Getting Killed And Tommy Devito May Not Be The Franchise Quarterback In New York. But Tommy Devito’s Father Is Clearly A Star

It’s 35-7 in the 3rd quarter (who the hell had the idea to make this the 4:25 start?) and Tommy Devito 6/12 for 42 passing yards. A truly remarkable stat line. 

Listen I hate piling on because he’s doing the best he can, but sometimes you are just in over your head. Like if they make me a Physics professor I would do the best I could and give it my all, but at a certain point it becomes very clear … I just can’t do it. The same can be said for Devito being an NFL QB. He got to this point to get him on the field so he’s going to give it everything he’s got, but he just can’t do it. It’s a sucky situation for everyone involved. 

Anyway … his dad is a star. I audibly laughed at the pictures and videos of this man. Just a cross between and extra on The Sopranos, a guy from NY or NJ standing outside a coffee shop that is clearly a front business for the mob, or someone’s recently divorced uncle who shows up to a college graduation party and tries to get with a Communications Major  named Gina. The WFAN caller reference had me crying. Everything about him is a character. Need more of it. Need a Keeping Up With The Devito’s TV Show, need him with a merch deal, or need him mic’ed up in the stands. 

“OHHHHHHHHH DABOLLLLL WHADDDD DA FUCKKKKKK?” 

“YOU WANNA SEE MY TICKETS YOU KNOW WHO THE FUCK I AM?! “ 

“ WHO YOU GUYS USING FOR YOUR CATERING IN THE SUITES? I GOT A GUY YOU SHOULD TALK TO.” 

Cannot wait to see the Christmas Day game tailgate and he’s heating up leftover Seafood Fra Diavolo and Baked Clams. 

Legend 

Ps- it’s now 42-7.