Of Course Jason Kelce Was A Finalist For People's "Sexiest Man Alive"

Jason Kelce: KING. 

Is America getting Kelce fatigue? Naturally. You can mostly thank Travis and Mama Donna for that, but Jason is basically a national brand at this point, too. And it's amazing. Although some across the country might be getting tired of anything Kelce, Jason will never go old in the Delaware Valley. And deservingly so. We all knew the amazing human specimen that is Jason Kelce, but his Amazon Doc "Kelce", which btw is the MOST WATCHED AMAZON DOC EVER, only confirmed The Super Bowl Champion, future Hall Of Famer, beer chugging man of the people, and Daddy to 3 girls is worthy of capturing the hearts of America. 

Oh, and he's got pipes - the #1 driver of Sex Appeal. You think people hooked up with the likes of Mick Jagger and Gene Simmons for the looks? Exactly. Pipes slay all day, everyday. 

And now Jason Kelce is officially considered one of the Sexiest Men Alive. Good for #62. And better for his wife, Kylie, who DEFINITELY saw this coming after their first Tinder date in which Jason had to be carried home by Beau Allen because he was passed out hammered. 

Love it all. Go Birds. Roll the speech.