Alex Cooper And I Have Officially Squashed Our Beef

After a four year long beef, Alex Cooper and I have officially become friends. For those who don't know or forgot, I used to be at war with the Call Her Daddy girls. It started with this video from the old Yak. Alex and Sofia were on to talk about how awful khakis look on guy. How it's the worst fashion choice a person can make. How it makes you look like the most unfuckable creature in existence. 

Talk about a bad time to be in the corner wearing khakis. 

This eventually led to a conversation about them giving me a makeover. And they were down at first. Dave was pushing it hard and gave them a huge budget to do it. And I was excited to get better clothes and hopefully get that Daddy Gang bump. But then things went south. All of a sudden they refused to do it and labeled me an uncool dork who would destroy their brand if we worked together. I don't how they got that idea. 

So I decided to take matters into my own hands and hit back with my own Call Her Daddy parody podcast called Call Him Mommy. 

And then after their big break up during COVID, I hit them back again with a sequel. 

Eventually we went our separate ways. Alex got a $50 million dollar from Spotify and became the next Oprah Winfrey. And I…. well I'm still here at Barstool making videos and stuff. I may even make the Forbes 30 Under 30 list year! So yeah you know basically a draw in terms of who's having the better career. 

So it was nice that the two of us could finally come together and squash our beef. Two of the most influential and successful young people in media should not be at odds. Imagine what we could accomplish if our armies came together! I'm looking forward to this being the start of a beautiful friendship. And I'm down to be a guest on Call Her Daddy whenever she wants! Ready for that makeover whenever. 

Watch our full reunion here. 

And while we're on the topic of reliving my glory days, I tried to get back on the news in tonight's new Smokes Show episode. Watch at 8!

And that's not all! Then we have a new Please End This right the new Smokes Show! Look at all I'm doing Alex! I'll be on Fallon in no time!