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Jim Irsay Pulled Off The Most Unique Dance Moves I've Ever Seen in the Colts Locker Room After Their Win Over the Panthers

Jim Irsay does a lot of stupid shit as an owner. Like this dance. Or like spending millions of dollars on whale relocation. Or whatever he was doing with Jonathan Taylor. But as a Colts fan, I wouldn't want my team to be owned by anyone else. There are so many shitty owners in professional sports. Owners who couldn't give two shits about their team, owners who are only in it to make money, owners who are genuinely horrible people inside and out. You can't accuse Irsay of any of those (ok I guess I don't know him personally and he has done some shady stuff but I don't think he's a cold hearted individual).

Might I add, it takes a special type of person to break out dance moves that the world has never seen before. This dance is 1 or 1. Nobody has ever done this. If you isolated Jim Irsay out of this picture, and removed the sound, I'd have no clue if he was happy, angry, or having some sort of heart attack/stoke combination. You gotta be careful Jim. I know you're only 64, but you don't look a day younger than 80. And I'm pretty sure you have the heart and mind of a 95 year old. If this is what Jim is doing after a week 9 victory over the 1-7 Carolina Panthers, I'm terrified to see what he would try should the Colts win a playoff game some day. Easy there Jim. We need you owning the Colts for a long time. I need another 20 years of antics out of you

Note: I will say, I'm getting a little tired of Dreams & Nightmares being the go to victory song for every sports team in the world. I feel like the Philadelphia Eagles did it during their Super Bowl run in 2018, and then everyone else just claimed it. How in the hell did Meek Mill pull that off?