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All Heart: Texas Southern Tuba Player Delivers A Couple Punches To A Fan's Face, Gets Right Back To Jamming Out

Of all people in the band to pick a fight with, why the fuck would you pick the tuba guy? Look, I'm not a musician by any means, but I have some sort of common sense in my noggin. That man is lugging around a giant tuba. You don't think he's got some strength built up, even if the punches aren't knockout blows, he never takes a breath from the tuba. Not to mention the tuba would be an incredible weapon. Should have ducked it a bit and used it like a headbutt if we're being honest. Go pick on the clarinet player or something like that. 

I know Texas Southern/Jackson State is a rivalry. I know things get weird at college football games. But how do you end up talking shit to the band? You're playing a dangerous, dangerous game there my friend. In fact I'd say this video sums it up perfectly. Throw a couple punches, get right back to playing the music. Tuba guy doesn't have time to waste to get into a fight, he's going to win the fight and get back to jamming out. 

The second star of the video? The leader of Texas Southern's band. He takes his time getting up the steps, let tuba guy take care of business and then (probably) talked some shit to the guy on the ground. Don't mess with the band, especially guys playing tuba. Life lesson learned for everyone here.