Lighten the Fuck Up! Jane Always Watched the $100,000 Game Show, but How Would She Fare as a Contestant?
NBC Television. Getty Images.Jane always watched the '$100,000 Game Show' with her husband, Steve, who urged her to apply to be a contestant on the show, which she eventually did…
By the end of the first round, Jane had established a substantial lead over the other two contestants and went on to easily win the game. But time ran out before the host could ask her the $100,000 question, forcing her to return the following day.
Jane was nervous on the ride back to the hotel and confided in her husband, "I gotta win tomorrow! I wish I knew what the question was… You know I'm not gonna sleep a wink tonight, and I'll probably look like shit tomorrow…"
Steve reassured her, "Relax honey, everything's gonna be okay…"
Ten minutes later, Steve grabbed the car keys and headed toward the door. "Where are you going?" Jane asked.
"I have a little errand to run. I should be back soon. Try and get some rest…"
After an agonizing couple of hours for Jane, Steve returned sporting a wide, confident smile. "Honey, just so happens I know a guy who works at the show, and I managed to get tomorrow's $100,000 question!"
"What is it?" she cried out excitedly.
"The question is, 'What are the three main parts of the male anatomy?' And the correct answer is 'The head, the heart, and the penis.' "
Jane went to sleep feeling at ease. At midnight, however, Steve shook her and asked her the question again. "What are the three main parts of the male anatomy?"
"The head, the heart, and the penis," Jane answered, still half asleep.
Steve asked Jane the question in the morning, this time while she was brushing her teeth. Once again, Jane answered correctly, "The head, the heart, and the penis."
Despite knowing the question and answer, Jane sat nervously on the set of the $100,000 Game Show, waiting…
Once the cameras started running, the host reminded the audience of the previous days' events, faced Jane, and asked her the $100,000 question…
"Jane… for $100,000, what are the three main parts of the male anatomy? You have 20 seconds…"
"The head," she answered immediately.
"Very good! Fifteen seconds…"
"The heart."
"Correct again! Ten seconds…"
"Damn, I know this!" she said in frustration. "My husband drilled it into me last night, and I had it on the tip of my tongue this morning…"
With that, the confetti began falling, and the game show host quickly interrupted, "Congratulations, Jane! That's close enough!"
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