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Watch: Joe Rogan and Elon Musk Discuss Dave Over Pizza

There's 3 names you can put in a headline. Always love to see something like this come across your desk as a blogger at Barstool Sports. Only thing better would be if Taylor Swift started an OnlyFans. Or anything with a high school teacher getting caught with an OnlyFans. Anything OnlyFans related plays too.

Regardless, that's not a bad summation of Dave Portnoy if you ask me. Pizza analyst who really gets them tweets off. I'd have to imagine Elon appreciates those tweets. He did sink a majority his net worth into Twitter. I like how even Elon Musk calls them tweets. If even Elon hasn't switched over to calling them "posts" by now, he should really cut his losses and just change it back to Twitter.

They are leaving out a few things about Dave. Multi-millionaire, media mogul, savior of small businesses, other things I could say to suck up to my boss, etc. Maybe they went on the wax poetically about him afterwards. Maybe Dave humbly left out the second half of their glowing Dave Portnoy conversation in his tweet. We can't rule out that possibility. Either way, that's pretty cool to see. It's easy to forget how famous Dave is. Just the other day he was sleeping in the office for a reality TV show that involved Steven Cheah. Every Sunday evening he sends a personal text to John Rich. Sure, I only text the word "Rundown?" and Dave replies "Yes" or "No", but that still counts. That same guy is now being discussed by 2 of the most famous people on earth as they loudly eat pizza into the microphones of the biggest non-Barstool podcast in the world. Viva.