If AJ Brown Thinks The World Is Flat Then By Golly The Earth May Very Well Be Flat

Look, you don't have to be a barnacle on Ferdinand Magellian's murdered ballsack to understand the world is round. There are limitless examples disproving the flat Earth theory at your fingertips. Google exists for a reason, and that #1 could be to instantly call bullshit on arguments that have been disproven for CENTURIES. 

But that doesn't matter. Nope. If AJ Brown, who is currently riding a NFL record 5 straight games of 125+ receiving yards, wants to believe the Earth is flat, you just let him go. Sure thing, AJ! Yup! This here Earth is flatter than a flapjack! I mean, you heard him. Have you ever seen the angle of a rocket taking off? Eat shit, NASA. The case is now closed. Countless influential minds most likely believed the world is flat. Metta World Peace. Jesus. And now AJ Brown. Deal with it.

We're not going to mess up a good thing. Let the man continue to cook on this Flat Earth of ours. Go Birds.