Local Dullard Marty Mush Thinks He Can Eat More KitKats Than Tommy Can Eat Skittles

On the last episode of The Bracket, we had Klemmer and returning champion Marty Mush on to debate both the best and the worst Halloween treats. During our debate, Marty said the deciding factor between Skittles and KitKat was that he could eat more kitkats in one sitting than he could Skittles. 

First of all, that's just the dumbest thing I've ever heard, especially on a 1:1 basis. That is to say, to think you could eat more full sized kitkat bars than you could singular skittles is batshit crazy. 

Second of all, it's still batshit crazy after we moved the goalposts like crazy in Marty's favor. 1 fun size bar per 2 skittles is still an insane ask! I'm going to go ahead and set this challenge up because I can't wait to watch Marty tap out. 

In the meantime, check out the full episode here.