'First Dahn': This Pennsylvania High School Football Referee Has The Most Insane Yinzer Accent You've Ever Heard

What an unreal accent. You couldn't get this guy to pronounce a "w" if you put a gun to his head. Just not happening.

Every game this legend officiates needs to be put on television in Western Pennsylvania. Put him on every Game of the Week on the Pittsburgh CW or whatever channel this game was on for the rest of the season because I promise I will find the online stream and watch every dahn, rooting exclusively for penalties.

The only disappointing part of this video is that if this was Upper St. Clair's most recent game, which it seems to be, it went into overtime and I need this yinzer explaining the OT rules like I need air to breathe. I guess I'll just have to make do with a dozen first dahns.