How About Kim Kardashian Trying To Kiss Taylor Swift's Ass On Instagram?

Here's the thing. As the great Kendrick Lamar once said (on the Bad Blood track,) WE FORGIVE WE FORGET BUT WE NEVER LET IT...GO. I have a hard time with the Kim/Taylor feud because I've said multiple times over the years that I am a loose fan of Kim K. I own a TON of Skims. Sorry, it's just really fucking good. I'm not going to apologize for that. But, yes, we remember that she was a vile bitch and assisted her WHACK ASS husband in one of the most horrible tricks that's ever been played on Taylor. We don't forget that. We don't necessarily forgive, either. 

It has to be said that now Kanye has been kicked to the curb, I understand why Kim is trying to play nice. North is a HUGE Taylor fan. I know Swiftie Dave has thoughts on this, he thinks NOBODY in the family should ever be allowed to be a fan of Taylor. I don't go that extreme because I think it's an even BETTER punishment that Kanye's own daughter wants to dance around to Shake It Off nonstop. Kim has to be reminded of how she wronged this woman everyday. She was probably a fan to begin with! She underestimated Mother, and she will pay dearly for that for the rest of her life. Who among us hasn't blindly followed an absolutely moronic man, only to realize years later that he was as toxic as they come. 

So sure Kimmy, you can make all the stories you want using Taylor's music (appreciate it being Taylor's Version as well.) You can stew in your guilt, you can try to make nice, but we will never let it go. You can gaze on from afar, make your little perfectly fitting clothes, and tap on the glass from the outside. We'll allow it.