Gus Johnson Won't Stop Calling Marvin Harrison Jr. 'Maserati Marv' And Everyone Is Begging Him To Knock It Off

The meatriding is crazy. We're not even at halftime yet and Gus Johnson has already broken out "Maserati Marv" about a dozen times.

I will say I've never really been a Gus Johnson guy — not every play has to be the greatest thing you've ever seen — but whether you like him or not, it seems like everyone on the internet is in relative agreement that "Maserati Marv" needs to be left in the first half of this game. We all know Marvin Harrison Jr. is awesome and fast. You can just call him by his name.

I bet on Penn State, but at this point I'd accept losing that bet if the Nittany Lions can just keep the ball out of No. 18's hands so I don't have to hear this nickname anymore.