It's Anybody's Guess To What Exactly Billie Eilish's New Back Tattoo Is

This is going viral on the Internet today and I've been staring at it for twenty minutes trying to figure out what we've got going on here. I'm all for artistic expression and maybe we're just not correctly fucking with the vision, but there's nothing you can tell me this is that was supposed to be obvious. Shit looks like an injury. I don't want to plagiarize on this blog or else I'd be Dante, but this reply had me laughing:

My only educated guess here is some portal to Hell or something because that seems like something Billie Eilish would do. I can't really hate on it because Billie is insanely rich and successful, so this is just another list in a long line of celebrity tattoos gone bad. But with that being said, I could walk around Bushwick in Brooklyn and probably see like 10 of these. Reminds me of one of those Fellas,,, how many beers? tweets we'd run 14 times a week on the main account. Simpler times.