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Watching Mark Davis Turn Into A Dancing Machine Will Take Your Breath Away

Look at Mark Davis! Look at him! I mean that's a man who 100% knows how to dance. He's done this before, no doubt in my mind. Ever wonder how he always has some blonde in his owners box with him? It's not the sick hair. It's not the money. It's not the guaranteed trip to P.F. Changs at some point. It's this sort of dancing. I had no idea what to expect when the camera started showing Mark Davis, but it was worth it. 

Hits us with the classic bunny hop, rolling of the arms. Jotting that one down for use at some point in my life. Immediately goes into what can only be described as arms flailing as he's easily in sync. Then teases us with a raise the roof only to do some variation that will forever be known as The Davis. You think he gives a shit about Jimmy G being hurt or the fact he still has Josh McDaniels as a head coach? Hell no. Aces, WNBA champs. 

If I'm a free agent I'm coming to Las Vegas strictly because of the dance moves. Walk in during free agency, ask Mark Davis to take you out to the club. Leaving with every single lady there and learning new moves. Mark Davis baby, what a guy.