Phillies Absolutely SPANK The Diamondbacks To Take A 2-0 Lead In The NLCS

10-0!!! We repeat, 10-0 TO TAKE A COMMANDING 2-0 NLCS LEAD!!! GOOD LAWD MERRILL KELLY LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!!!!

Just a complete domination from start to finish. Anytime you can 10-run a team in the playoffs is one helluva time. All the credit in the world to Aaron Nola who pitched like that 8-year, $200+ million stud he believes he is. 6 IP, 7 K's, 0 BB, 0 runs with stuff dancing like this: 

Oh and he has a 0.96 ERA in three starts this postseason. Not too shabby. If Wheeler and Nola both pitch like this it's not going to matter who comes out of Texas for the World Series. 

Same goes for the bats. It seems like everybody is hitting for the Phillies right now because, well, they are. Every starter besides Rojas and ironically Mr. Red October Catellanos had at least 1 hit. Sir Trea Turner ensured the place got louder than the WBC early. Real early. Like 1st AB in the first inning early. 

Alec Bohm loves this Phucking place:

Kyle Schwarber continues to be Lord of the Wawa and/or Baseballs. MAKE SCHWARBERFEST PERMANENT. 

S/o to JT with a solid multi-hit, 3-RBI evening which included breaking the game wide open with a double. And Marshy with a RBI double after they cowardly walked Mr. Red October with a base open. And Bryson Stott for another clean game. And just…everyone. This team has all the vibes right now, man. The definition of IT. 

2-0 in the series. Still can't get cocky. 2 more till the World Series, 6 more to go, Topper.