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Ja'Marr Chase Has Fully Committed To The Bit - Rocking A 7-11 Chain During Today's Game To Show He's Always Fucking Open

My hands are tied. I have no choice but to respect the hell out of this move. If you're going to do a bit, you gotta lean all the way into the bit. No one is more tied to something now in the NFL than Ja'Marr Chase and 7-11. I don't even think we have 7-11's in Cincinnati. Just Speedway's everywhere instead. But that doesn't matter. If Chase is going to keep looking like the best receiver in the league there's gonna be some rich asshole in this city opening up one because of him. 

Not that there was much of a debate about how good Chase is, but this really seals it. I say it all the time. In order to be the dominant, top tier wide receiver you gotta be a little crazy. You gotta have a temper tantrum or two. You gotta demand the ball every single snap. You gotta have an awesome touchdown celebration. Those are all signs of great wide receivers, outside of like Jerry Rice. Chase is achieving that with the 7-11 move. 

Now, sure, you can make an argument for Tyreek Hill or Justin Jefferson (doesn't count because he's hurt) as the best receiver, but they gotta commit to a bit and I'm not talking about Tyreek Hill wanting to do porn. It's fitting for Chase too since they have Ochocinco always around. Nobody knew how to celebrate like Chad Johnson Ochocinco, whatever name he goes by at the current moment.