If Dillon Danis Just Canceled His Fight Vs. Logan Paul Because Of A Bunch Of Technicalities, He's A Gigantic Pussy UPDATE: Jake Paul Says He'll Step In

A few months back we had a "worst insults" snake draft: 

And "Pussy" was one of the first picks made. Look, whether or not people want to admit it in 2023, there are clear cut differences between men and women. One of those differences is that anytime a man calls another man a "pussy" in the heat of combat, the man who received the insult is obligated to fight to death if need be in order to defend his honor. 

Sorry, rules are rules.

And on that note, Dillon Danis is a massive fucking pussy if he uses all of these bullshit technicalities to win: 

Holy shit man. Nobody thought this fight was gonna actually happen because of Danis' past, but once they flew to London for weigh-ins, everything it seemed like it was a go, but apparently not anymore and it's because Danis is a fucking pussy. Maybe it still goes on though? I have no idea. 

Paul obviously responded in turn and says the fight is still on: 

So hopefully it's a go. I'll choose to believe it's happening the moment the first round bell rings, though. 

And no, it won't be me who has to fight to death for calling Danis a pussy, and that's because I'm doing it from the comfort of my own couch and the protection of my computer at 730am as I right this. I, too, am a gigantic fucking pussy. 

All I know is if it does then 

1. It'll be streamed for free and for no cover at Barstool River North
2. I hope Danis still breaks Pauls' face in half

I know I just called Danis a massive pussy for all of these tweets and apparently cancelling the fight, but on the heels of DEMOLISHING Paul and his fiancé Nina Agdal leading up to the event I just need to see one of the Paul brothers + Agdal forced to bend the knee to Danis' douchey bitch ass. I just love chaos I guess. 

UPDATE: 

Are we about to get the switcheroo of a lifetime? Has this always been the plan? Looks like that's a possibility. If so they built this up perfectly and I'll def be tuning in to watch these two dog shit boxers try to decapitate each other. Can't wait!!