That'll Work: Pitt Football Is So Bad This Year They Now Have A Vase At Their Facility So Players Can Leave All Their Negative Vibes There

Goddamnit I can't stop laughing at how ridiculous this is. Pitt football, a team who has 1 win (over Wofford), now has a vase at their facility so they can leave negative thoughts there. It's peak football man. It's right there with burying the game ball, a classic move by football guys everywhere. Remember, this is a program where their starting quarterback sucked so much to begin the year, this came out not too long ago:

If only there was a vase in the facility at the time. That would prevent interceptions. Gotta leave negative thoughts at the door and bingo bango you're a good football team. I hope this turns into The Office complaint file. Need Narduzzi in front of a mic just reading out all the complaints and negative thoughts. I know this probably wasn't supposed to go public, but come on. You can't be doing something like this when you're 1-4. You gotta keep something like this close to the chest so you don't get clowned outside of gameday. 

At least they have awesome uniforms, they got that going for them. Not much else but the old school look is one of the best in college football.