Robert Saleh’s Foolproof Plan To Stop The Brotherly Shove Is Just To Give Jalen Hurts 11 Kisses
The Eagles have bullied their way through the NFL with the rush push for about a year and a half now. It has emasculated opposing defensive lines, and perplexed even the greatest defensive minds in the game. Nobody has figured out a way to stop it yet, as evidenced by its 90% success rate.
Clearly someone needs to get creative to even have a chance of stopping it. Think outside the box and come up with a formula that nobody else has even considered. Jets coach Robert Saleh may have just done that.
Give Jalen Hurts 11 kisses. Just a few smooches amongst the men. No word on whether or not tongue will be involved, but you certainly can’t rule it out.
All of a sudden, Sunday’s game just became a must-watch.
P.s. — Zach Wilson’s mom is about to get in on those Jets defense meetings the rest of the week.