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We've FINALLY Got High Def Camera Footage Of Big Foot Wandering Around The Mountains of Colorado

Newsweek - Shannon Parker and her husband Stetson were riding on a popular train through Colorado when they spotted a bizarre figure moving through the mountains.

Alleged Bigfoot sightings and stories of a large, apelike creature aren't rare, although proof to back up the claims is usually nonexistent or limited at best. However, OutThere Colorado shared the video captured by the couple, and some people on social media believe it's the real deal.

The couple was riding the Narrow Gauge train from Durango, Colorado, to Silverton, Colorado, when they said they spotted a biped, hairy creature moving through the mountains. A nearby passenger quickly began recording as Shannon Parker snapped some photos with her phone.

I mean there it is. 

Even the world's biggest skeptics are going to have a hard time debating this one. That's sasquatch as plain of day. In the middle of the day, in the middle of the rural, unincorporated Colorado wilderness, roaming around, when a passenger train is passing by and caught it. 

These weren't some wackos from Sci Fi channel out looking for Big Foot and convinced every sight and sound they hear is a sasquatch. These were people just going about their day, looking out the window for some elk when they happened upon the worlds most elusive creature. And for once they had their camera phone ready, and steady. And it wasn't from 1998 either. That's damn good footage. 

When he/she could tell there was a train going by and squatted to blend into the tall grass, almost disappearing, almost made me bust.

From the looks of it, this Sasquatch is tall as fuck, has arms longer than Rajon Rondo, and has a forehead resembling a Manning brother, or Cha-Ka from that 70s show Land of the Lost.

I hit up my friend Billy The Greek, a well documented Sasquatch expert for his thoughts on the video and here's what he said: 

"Looks to me like an adult female. 16-30 years of age. Western Highland Squatch."

In other recent Sasquatch news, experts used AI to finally stabilize the famous Patterson-Gimlin Bigfoot. Too bad AI wasn't around sooner to put that thing to bed a while ago. It's that bad.