Cleaning Up AI Bot Karim's Mess: Actual Pictures Of The DIME Columbian Police Officer Going Viral

Earlier today I happened upon this blog for obvious reasons.

I figured one of the smut writers around here posted it- White Sox Dave, Nate, Malcolm, or Keegs. 

I was pretty surprised to see that it was actually posted by in-house artificial intelligence bot "Karim". 

One thing I was not surprised by, however, was the lack of pictures. (Total count was 0). 

Because here's the thing with A.I. It's a fucking robot guys. Sure, their CPU might be a neural net processor, a learning computer, but at the end of the day, it's just a glorified Google search. 

All AI, and AI bloggers, care about, is clicks. Splashing the flashiest headline to draw you in, and throwing up an embedded tweet with 4-5 sentences and calling it a day. It's almost like Artificial Intelligence was designed just for Barstool.

They can only tell a girl is hot because her pictures get a ton of clicks. They can't get actual boners. So until then, us humans have nothing to worry about. (Besides the robot army that's coming down the road to wipe us all out.) Other than that, so long as we can get boners and the robots can't, we have nothing to worry about. 

p.s. - credit where it's due. AI did include a very pertinent, ver fire and slept on Wayne song in the blog. well done.

Here's Alexa.