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Ja'Marr Chase Proved He Is In Fact Always Fucking Open With A 15 CATCH, Three Touchdown Game Against The Cardinals

This officially counts as calling your shot. The Cincinnati Bengals looked like a complete dumpster fire over the last several weeks. Joe Burrow was playing noticeably injured, and they just couldn’t get anything going offensively. Playing the Arizona Cardinals is probably an excellent way to turn your season around, but you never know in the NFL. A week after declaring that he is “always fucking open, “ Ja’Marr Chase proved correct. He set a franchise record today with 15 catches in a monster game against the Cardinals. 

Do you ever sit back and marvel at the fact that Ja’Marr Chase and Justin Jefferson were on the same team in college? Obviously, they had Joe Burrow, who had arguably the greatest individual season in college football history, but that is insane. Why did they even play that season? That shit was over before it even began. 

To say that the Bengals needed that game is a gross understatement. I still think they’ll have a hard time getting out of this. Even with Burrow getting healthier, they put themselves far behind the eight ball. But as long as Burrow and Chase are part of that offense, they’ll still be a wildly explosive team, even on their worst day. They needed to pick me up. Chase provided it. He’s still fucking open.