The Eagles Are Going To Keep Brotherly Shoving Teams To Death, And There Ain't Shit Anyone Can Do About It
For weeks and weeks, and months and months, the entire football world has been collectively shitting in their diapers about the Brotherly Shove. Crying real tears about how the league needs to ban the play because the Eagles are so damn dominant at it. Over the past few weeks, we've seen other teams attempt the "tush push", but nowhere even close to the effectiveness that the Eagles seem to run it every single time they line up in that formation. Clearly the play isn't an unstoppable cheat code for any offense in the league, but just for the Birds.
There's really only one way that you can stop the play, and that's by matching beef with beef. The Eagles run it to perfection because they have some massively meaty men up front, and a quarterback who can squat a million pounds. If you want to stop the best offensive line from bullying you up front, you need to have one of the best defensive tackles in the game there to meet them. An unstoppable force vs an immovable object. It doesn't get much better than Aaron Donald in the NFL, and even he didn't have a single shred of a chance against the Jason Kelce and the Beef Boys pushing this one in for 6 to close out the 1st half in LA.
This team rules so hard, and that play rules so hard. Anyone who disagrees is just a silly little bitch.
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P.S. -- AJ Brown is what we'd call a problem.