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Guy In A Speedo That Says "Virginity Rocks" Gets Absolutely Ragdolled by Orioles Security

This is how it started.....

And this is how it ended. This guy ran on the field in-between innings on Saturday wearing just black socks and a speedo that said "VIRGINITY ROCKS". He obviously didn't have any ankle breaking skills and 0 traction in those work socks and got demolished by this security guard. We don't have full video of it but we saw it live in the ballpark, this dude got SMOKED. And then while continuing to fight with the security guard he got body bagged and body slammed right into the grass. This security guard legit needs a WWE tryout the way he handled this guy. 

They ended up carrying him over to the police like he was a pig they were roasting on an island somewhere. Hogtied him and carried him right over. What a jackass too, guy deserved to be planted on his face in front of 43,000. He had some "Portnoy at the Super Bowl" where he was kinda just limp being dragged out. 

Greg Fiume. Getty Images.

Toughhhhh look for this guy too. I know it looks like an optical illusion, but he really is like 4'7". It's wild how small this guy was. I can't get over it. They dragged him off the field and quite literally just let him go outside the ballpark after some questioning. In fact, he just hung out around the ballpark after. 

He seemed to just go on his merry little way, speedo and all. If we're honest, the streets of Baltimore after an Orioles playoff loss is probably rougher than a holding cell in the city, could only imagine what this guy got into the rest of the night. Wild scene but at least we saw him get slammed on his face. Again, you run on the field and be a jackass, you deserve to get planted on your face. The Orioles may have lost but at least they didn't get hogtied and dragged around like this guy.